A merry heart is good medicine.
Today my Merry Heart is a bit different than usual — in honor of Mr X’s being released by the doctor following his motorcycle accident, I will share some of the corny jokes that he and Sunshine love to
torture entertain us with.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer. (Say it out loud and pretend you’re from Texas. It’ll make sense.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he’s not coming anyway.
Why do dogs make such lousy dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What’s the #1 use for cowhide?
To hold cows together
How many sides are on a barrel?
2– the inside and outside
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway. After that, he’s running out!
What’s brown and sticky?
What does a fish say when he runs into a wall?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
What kind of jelly does a whale eat on his toast?
Which is the funniest state?
Why are there so many Smiths in the Houston phone book?
They all have phones.